Local Man Caught In Local Prostitution Ring
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After a routine call for suspicious activity authorities were dispactched to the Countryside Inn and Suites located at 100 Leininger Street in Mt. Orab. Based upon previous calls from days prior, authorities launched an undercover investigation which resulted in the arrest of Zachary Scott Helton 28, of Georgetown. Investigators allege that suspect Helton was operating a prostitution ring by using websites such as Craigslist and Backpage. Mr. Helton would charge 100 dollars or more per hour and was specifically targeting the homosexual community according to Lead Detective Jason Aldridge. Aldridge entered the hotel room after a search warrant and found Mr. Helton engaged in a sexual act with two unidentified males. "I got to say this is the first time I've seen something like this here in Brown County," said Aldridge. Drugs were also siezed from the hotel room and are being sent to BCI in London for analysis. Helton is being held in the Brown County Jail on six counts of sexual solicitation, possesion of drugs, permitting drug abuse, and possession of drug abuse instruments. Mr. Helton was held on a 25,000 dollar bond which he has since posted, Helton is due in court on November 2nd at 1:00pm.
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