Federal Agents in Search of New Bedford Local in Several Related Cases

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New Bedford Police Department have issued an official statement on their Facebook page this evening, stating that they are working in close collaboration with the Federal Bureau of Investigation in regard to a series of related cases. The FBI are in search of Mason Gordon-Levitt, 23, of New Bedford, Massachusetts, who initially got on the FBI's radar for allegedly hacking into their database in the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, D.C.

Gordon-Levitt, pictured above (courtesy of his Facebook page) is also wanted for two counts of conspiracy to sell confidential, government information to the highest bidder on the black market. Gordon-Levitt is also suspected in several related cases from 2013 to 2015 that the FBI refused to comment on, but assured the media that the alleged crimes are on a federal scale.

Gordon-Levitt was last seen on Thursday, October 27, 2016 at 4:35pm and has not been seen since. We have reached out to his immediate family and closest friends for comment, but our calls were not answered and not returned. Police officials are currently investigating a lead that brought them to the downtown docks in New Bedford. Eyewitnesses claim they saw Gordon-Levitt's distinct black muscle car being loaded onto a cargo ship headed for the United Kingdom. Scotland Yard has been informed and are working with the FBI on this case. Scotland Yard officials will have law enforcement officials positioned at every dock on the western side of the country in three days' time to anticipate Gordon-Levitt's possible arrival.

We will release more information as it becomes available. Anyone with information regarding Gordon-Levitt's intentions or whereabouts are asked to call the New Bedford Police Department, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, or Scotland Yard.

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