Mt. Jewett man busted for bestiality
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It was his first time. With a sheep.
That’s what a local school bus driver told police early Tuesday after he was caught on top of an ewe with his pants down.
“Am I going to be fired for this,” the 57 year-old man, only described as a bus driving trash entrepreneur told police. He’s now accused of bestiality.
A spooked teen had called Pennsylvania State police after hearing strange noises near the local sheep farm.
Officers found Roger Roesch in the barn, apparently having sex with the defenseless farm animal.
Roesch claimed he had been wrestling with cattle, according to a police report, but when there was obviously not a cow in sight, he referenced the sheep and admitted, “it was all the same".
A teen called police after hearing a strange noise, which led officers to find the 57-year-old allegedly having sex with an ewe.
Roesch came to the sheep farm to blow off steam, he said. He was stressed out over repeated eggings of his car and property, had been drinking and wanted to beat the poor sheep.
Veterinarians are now keeping close watch over the assaulted sheep.
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