Monroe County Teen Saves The Day !!!
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Late this afternoon at a local same sex all male establishment a fire broke out consuming the whole business in flames while open and full of customers, but luckily one youngman was there to save them all , Brenton Miller of Holly Grove , Arkansas , was a true hero witnesses say . When ask about the incident and how he got everyone to safety he told us , he was in the restroom with another fellow friend , when he smelled smoke , he said he jumped to his feet from being on his knees and cleared his throat and ran out to the crowd of screaming men . Miller , luckily knew this place like the back of his hand yelling to everyone to stay calm , and follow him . He lead them down stairs threw the V.I.P lounge , and safely out the back door . Witnesses say by the time he got them all out the place was really flaming ! Miller , stated that he was greatful everyone was safe , but it was such a drag to see his favorite hangout go up in flames . Investigators are still learning cause of fire , there leaning to gas / friction fire at the moment . Miller , doesn't look at it as him being a hero , he says he would bend over backs for any of his fellow men !
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