Ringleader of Atlanta Dominatrix Ring Apprehended by Peachtree City Police
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Nikki Neblet, 35, of Peachtree City, Georgia was apprehended at 6:33pm this evening by Peachtree City Police. She is believed to be the ringleader for a dominatrix service, LickMyShoe.com, which has resulted in several suspicious deaths over the last 10 years. Authorities have been on this case for more than six years, but the suspect had eluded them until a break in the case last week.
Chief of Police, Ima C. Ewe, says that this has been a long and exhaustive investigation. The case broke when one of Neblet's former co-workers, Amanda Dodd, saw a news blurb on Apple News and thought the description of the suspect matched that of Neblett. She phoned in to Crime Stoppers of Fayette County and was promptly interviewed by a detective heading up the case.
"Nikki was always a bully at work. I used to look up from my cubicle and she'd be standing on her chair, peering over at my desk, and would whisper "I can be over this partition in 6 seconds and beat you to death with that Hello Kitty stapler before you could scream for help. No one would look for you." she said, reportedly on several occasions where Dodd was ordered to cover for her while she handled "personal business". Dodd took a transfer out of the state after a bathroom incident which resulted in Neblett tasing Dodd repeatedly while shouting, "Look at me damn it! Look at me!!!!" When Dodd tried to use pepper spray, Neblett reportedly licked the residue off of her hand and asked her if that was "the best she could do". The incident left Dodd shaken to her core, and fearing for her life. She transferred out a month later.
The case involves men who like to be tied up, BDSM style, and abused for sexual pleasure. The ring first caught local authorities attention after Neblett pushed a man down onto a bed and lept on top of him, severing his spinal cord. "She's a monster!", Herman Goodlittle says of his one-time experience with the service. "She just laughed like a maniac on top of me, forcing me to writhe in pain, while licking her clog. She kept shouting "Low prices, Live better...low prices, live better" over and over. It was at least an hour before she finally threw me to the ground and allowed me to call 911." By that time, Neblett was gone. Goodlittle said he had no idea what she meant by all the shouting until he was contacted by authorities to pick her out of a police lineup. After sucessfully fingering Neblett as the culprit, he as then told about her job as a National Assistant Manager Trainer for Wal-Mart. He was shocked by her profession but stated, "It all makes sense now why everyone that works at Wal-Mart is always so angry. If she's subjecting them to this kind of torture, I'd be angry, too!" says Goodlittle.
Neblett is in Fayetteville County Correctional Facility awaiting arraignment and no bond has been set. Presiding Judge Jerry Schoelick says that "Neblett is just too dangerous to release on bail. She's a flight risk, and she's clearly going to go after Dodd" after somehow finding out who tipped police off to her role in the dominatrix ring. "I'm going to scare that bitch to death for real this time", apparently referring to the many times she harassed Dodd after hours at the office when the two were alone on the 7th floor of the building. Further evidence from the suspects home and Instagram account are being examined for links to the ring. Authorities are convinced, however, that they have the right suspect in custody. More information will be released as the ongoing case makes it's way through the justice system.
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