Man poses as valet attendant

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Dekalb, Illinois,. - A man will be facing charges after Dekalb police officer said, he posed as a valet attendant at the Northern Illinois university and stole two luxury cars in August.

Police said 21 year-old Orlando G. Jackson stole his first high-end car Aug. 17 around 8 p.m.

"He told (the victim) he would valet the cars, she gave him the keys and he said he would bring the valet ticket to her table. She went into the restaurant and he drove off," said Chitwood.

Police said Jackson got away in a 2008 Mercedes Benz and came back just days later to steal again.

On Aug. 22, police said an officer spotted Jackson looking suspicious, took down his information and left just hours before Jackson struck again. Police said this time, jackson grabbed keys from the valet kiosk and drove away in a 2008 BMW worth $85,000. It wasn't until police got ahold of surveillance video that they put two and two together.

"Once officers got that video and when the officer recognized him from the field stop, it came together very quickly," said Chitwood.

Not only did police track down jackson, they said they recovered both cars at his apartment complex.

"That's some of the dangers of using a valet service. There is always somebody lurking and jerking around there that can make you a victim," said Chitwood.

jackson will be attending the dekalb County Jail, charged with two counts of grand theft auto. Police said he was already wanted on a probation violation for carjacking.

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