Scott County man's "record video" NOT what it appears!!
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Everyone wants to be a video star and Scott County resident Andrew Anderson is no exception, however sources have stated his claim to fame video is NOT what it appears to be. On October 17, 2016 Mr Anderson went to his local gym claiming he was going to complete a 585lb. deadlift. Unbeknown to fellow gym members Mr Anderson replaced the actual weights with pieces of styrofoam that had been painted silver and looked just like the actual gym weight set. One gym employee stated "Mr Anderson is a fantastic actor who should probably be in movies after that performance, I truly thought his struggle was real but guess I should have known better when he told me his secret to success was "in the jar". I mean really who comes to the gym everyday with a jar of moonshine??" Some witnesses claim they should have paid more attention to a Man saying he was performing such a high level lift, they stated, "We saw Mr Anderson before the video started and he was with his friend Ron Baker. They were using pom-poms to perform cheers, singing about his red solo cup and his final words before the lift ... "Hey Ron, hold my beer and watch this!" Even though Mr. Anderson used the fake weights, we are still amazed at the lift! A man of his size that was able to drink the whole jar of "spring water" before the lift attempt... He should never have been able to recover from his squat position, so he is still the man!!" Scott County detectives have confiscated the styrofoam weight set and are investigating to see if there is any reason for them to make false charges and have stated if they do the will record the announcement and have it placed on Mr Anderson's Facebook page. At the time of this story Mr Anderson stated he was unable to comment on the lift saying he was practicing for future cheer events with Mr Baker. For booking info please contact his agent 1 605-475-6967.
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