Facebook Homework Guru Arrested For Plagiarism!

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Manhattan (REACT365) -- The NYPD 1st Precinct issued out a warrant for esteemed Facebook homework guru, named "J.G. Homework." For years, the Facebook profile has been taking student's assignments and writing it for students to turn in under their name. This violates every accredited institution, private school and public school's law of conduct against plagiarism.

J.G. Homework has responded multiple times saying "ok send 10 thru paypal now and 10 later" and "do u take square cash, paypal, or chase qp? i got refs"

This investigation all stems from a young Bronx student who alleges that J.G. Homework DID NOT do his homework correctly, and took his $5 in Square Cash after turning in a 2-paper essay for a three paragraph assignment.

Others claim that J.G. Homework made them fail their classes despite his 'gurantee' of a 97+. He has clients all over the world, from Russia to Australia to Europe to United States and even Canada.

One theory offered by competitor, Ultraboost Homework, is that JG Homework is actually a NYC Teacher looking to get back at the NYCDOE!

"JG Homework is smart. That's evident. Most kids can't handle one assignment or some students can't handle a college syabullus and here you have this guy working with over 60+ assignments in one week. Most of them are 5-paged papers and so on." Ultraboost Homework asserts.

"But the guy is sus. He doesn't hit up everyone that asks him to do their homework and he usually falls asleep around 12-5 AM and then somehow sends the assignment at 7 AM. This is witchcraft, I think!"

REACT365 will continue this report as the NYPD investigates diligently.

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