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Well, I'm not completely convinced that I'd ever consider having bamboo shoved under my fingernails "normal." According to the loving Christians, hell is so horrible that I would long for the day when I could have bamboo lovingly shoved under my fingernails for twenty four straight hours. It's kind of hard to imagine ever getting to a point of saying, "Wow... I think I'll have a Corona with a lime. I'm feeling pretty spiffy today."
Having said that, you do raise an interesting point on eternity, which is... what's the point? Theists accuse atheists of having no meaning in life, but how much meaning could you possibly have when there's nothing you could conceivably do to alter your state in any way -- for a sextillion years (That's 10^21, or a 1 with 21 zeros after it) years. This goes for whether you're in hell or heaven. If heaven is the perfection of being, then there is literally nothing to strive for. Ever. For a sextillion sextillion years after your first sextillion years, there will be no way to ever do anything to make yourself better.
If you're in hell, it's the same thing. You can't possibly get any worse or any better, so it's just mindless. Literally, mindless. After probably twenty years, you'd have lost all will to think. You would be nothing more than an involuntary reaction to pain.
Both heaven and hell defy all definitions of reward and punishment, and literally offer no meaning to the theist.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

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