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On oct.16 in Cleveland Ohio in the superior neighborhood around 9:30pm police received a call that there has been numerous screams and moans coming from a neighbor house what seem to be a cry for help the witness say all they heard was stop your hurting me it feel sooo good stop it hurt the neighbors say it went on for atleast a hour or more
So the police was dispatched out to the residence to seek further information please upon arrival they also heard the screams and moans what appeared to be a female voice in her mid 30s so the police tried to gain access from the with no luck they tried the window and to there surprise they noticed a tall black male standing there asshole naked with what appeared to be a weapon between his legs with a female companion laying on the floor sweating uncontrollably pussy wide open yelling for the suspect to give it to her some more soo upon are approach the male ssuspect fled the scene asshole naked with a very large objet dangling from his leg the suspect was not apprehended at the scene and is still on the loose he is wanted for improper use of the pussy beating the pussy up vigorously tampering with someone else evidence inflicting so much pain and pleasure if you have any information on this suspect please call 4692775 with any information there is a cash reward available and another rewards also included
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