Catonsville Woman Robs 2 local banks in less than 24 hours
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In the past 24 hours the quiet Baltimore suburb of Catonsville has been shaken from its foundation. Nestled in the peaceful, southwest corner of Baltimore County a surprising development has occurred. Baltimore County police have issued an all points bulletin for a woman who has allegedly robbed, at gun point 3 local Catonsville banks. These bulletins have also been forwarded to the FBI and ATF. Authorities say that Rosalie Hill entered PNC bank on Frederick Road shortly before the bank was to open on Friday. Witnesses say she was armed with what appeared to be a .50 Calibur Desert E. There were only two employees in the bank at the time and no one was reported injured. The two employees were forced to give the assailant an undisclosed amount of money before they were locked in an office and told not to call police until the suspect was gone. Less than a half an hour later and 4 blocks away at the M&T Bank also on Frederick road, the suspect allegedly forced two security guards and two tellers onto the floor while another teller dispensed over $50,000 in unmarked bills. Again no one was reported injured and the suspect fled the scene before police were called. At this time her where about's are unknown and authorities are utilizing every resource to find this woman. Unfortunately none of the witnesses were able to identify physical features other than height and weight of 5'9 and about 160 lbs. One distinguishing feature was the large, beautiful headwrap that each witnessed was able to identify without error. Baltimore County Police and the FBI ask that if anyone sees this suspect to call them immediately. She is armed and presumed dangerous despite no injuries to witnesses and a killer smile.
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