Police Reports That There No Moon Rock In South Bend.
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Police reports said that after a traffic stop which lead to some body spilling the beans. Two local part time drug dealers was ask to step out the car and ask for they license. Buddy was paranoid he started sweating and shittin his pants. The second part time drug dealer notice the shitty smell. So he pulled his i.d. out and gave it to the officer. So the officer went back to his squad car ran they names. They both had warrants for stealing lemon heads and ordering food eating half and taking it back to get they money. So the officer gets happy as hell. In his words " Finna The 46th Negros I Caught This Week." So the officer confronts the world wide criminals. And they both scared now so they came to the conclusion on snitching. "Officer You Know Moon Rock Right. Well There No Real Gas In South Bend No More. So Ill Tell You Who Makes It And How. First You Grind Up .5 Of Sum Loud Not Gas And Just Grind It Into Dust. They You Get Rubitussin And You Pour The Whole Thing Onto Your Quater Of Midds. And Then You Just Take Nuggets Out And Roll Em In The . 5 Until It All Gone And All the Buds Are Covered."The Officer Was Thrilled To Find Out This Information So He Asked Who Makes It They Told The Name Something With Leyba. "TheNotoriousMiddKing" It Was They Called Him. The Two Part Times Got A Sentence Of 2 Weeks. And The Nortorious Midd King Still At Large
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