Sisters Wanted For Stealing All Of The Cuteness
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Montgomery County residents and sisters, Lizzy Nelson (2) and Ella-Reese Nelson (1) are currently being hunted by authorities for unlawfully possessing all of the cuteness in the land. Their mother, Erica Dannucci, has reported that she has continuously begged and pleaded with the girls to stop, as the level of cuteness was becoming unbearable for her to witness anymore. During an exclusive interview with the local mother she stated, "I literally just couldn't handle it anymore, and I didn't know what to do. They were cute to begin with and when they started running around town stealing all the rest of the cuteness, I couldn't understand it. I mean how much cuter could they get? I couldn't deal anymore and I started to exhibit the signs and symptoms of a severe case of cute aggression. I found myself wanting to bite their cheeks and pinch them and I knew I had to seek help."
We recently caught up with Sergeant A. Dorable, who is currently heading up the theft recovery task force in cooperation with the Germantown Sheriffs Department. He issued a B.O.L.O. for the girls on Friday evening, when the cuteness thievery had become so rampant that he was receiving up to 20 complaints every day. He has recruited the help of famed detectives Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson. The trio feels confident that their team will be able to quickly apprehend the girls and bring them to justice. If you have any information that leads to their capture and/or arrest, the family is offering a reward. Please call 240-515-CUTE
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