Bowburn lass wanted after hitting the sesh too hard
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Courtney aged 16 Hit the session too hard last Saturday. Her family is worried as she can't hack the sesh and hasn't been home all weekend. Courtney was last seen in the back seat of a lads corsa, he has previously told us that she was begging him to go in her local shop for a bottle of cider and as he refused to go in the shop she gave him a 'left hook'. She has long blonde hair as well as blue eyes so please be careful that she doesn't wrap you around her little finger guys and pressure you into doing anything to her, as you will regret in the morning. she is a bad influence and not the right person that you want to be with. But if you do hear anything from Courtney please contact 101 so we can let her parents know that the sesh hasn't got the better of her and she is still alive and kicking.
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