Liverpool port boss found guilty on weapons charges
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Liverpool port manager Michael McLavey was found guilty today for a string of offences relating to the position of an offensive weapon. Mr Mclavey pleaded guilty to several allegations and was given a hefty £1000 fine and a 12 month suspended sentence.
The court heard how on a number of occasions Mr McLavey had been seen holding the weapon in question, on occasions, even threatening truck drivers.
Merseyside police today released a statement which confirmed that there will be an increased level of focus to ensure weapons of this nature are removed from our streets.
Mr McLavey was heard apologising to some of the witnesses when leaving the court. One witness confirmed this and stated, 'Mr McLavey clearly has shown remorse for revealing his weapon to the victims here today. However, I do not believe a that genitalia should be classed as a weapon regardless of its size'.
The truck driver witnesses will continue thier therapy until they feel comfortable they can return to work.
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