Chicago woman hit with a restraining order for stalking Atlanta based "rapper"
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Social media allows fans to get closer now more than ever to thier favorite stars,but what happens when people go too far?? Well yesterday thats exactly what happen.
A local woman named Ebony King was arrested and charged with stalking,indecent exposure and sexual assault when she stalked and sexually assaulted an Atlanta rapper named Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. The rapper who goes by the stage name Future Hendrix was found in the 6900 block of south Wabash mouth ducked tape with an apple in his ass smelling of Kush and 1738. Ebony who was held without bond apparently recognized her favorite performer while leaving a hair appointment. She allegedly drove up next to him at a red light. She was able to flag him down and ask for an autograph. Future pulled over at the nearest gas station and greeted his "number 1 fan" with an autograph and a hug. This is where things got weird. Ebony decided she wanted more than a hug she took Future hands put them on her "boobs" when he was shocked she kneed him in the nuts and proceeded to put him in her trunk (he weighs less than 80lbs) Its not clear what happen after this,but apparently Future was held captive over 18 hours.
Ebony is due in court on 01/17/2017
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