Apple is officially going to shut down on August 2nd 2017 and reopen on November 11th 2021 to reveal a multi million dollar prototype idea

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Apple has released information regarding that they are going to quit as a business in less than a month and not reopen until 4 years where they are going to release a prototype product for public view and then recreate that prototype as a usable product. During the 4 years apple is shut down it will not make any Iphones, Iwatches, or apple computers like Macs or Mac-books. Samsung is funding Apple during the 4 years. All apple ID users will receive a payment of $200 at the end of the 4 years for putting up with a inconvenience. Apple claims it is for a important prototype which is a million dollar idea and to excuse any inconvenience the prototype has until November 21st 2021. Sadly we won't know the prototype until November 21st 2021. Apple officials keep the prototype secret and they are working on it right now. Apple has not released any data or any clues to what this new apple product is. Apple is refusing to release the prototype to the public. Apple is paying major companies like Coco-Cola, Xbox, and Kelloggs up to $22,000,000 to support the creation of this new prototype which will be announced November 21st 2021 and then released November 21st 2022. Apple claims it is best to shut down the company to support other companies like Samsung. Samsung claims during the 4 hour period Apple is shut down Samsung is going to get business rush. According to the current payout rate of Samsung and Apple the companies are both going to get changed a lot. Apple will lose up to $259,359,356 in cash during the 4 year close out and Samsung will triple in value estimated! So if you want to purchase an apple product you must do it before August 2nd or else you are going to miss out. Apple is raising the price of Iphones by 10x on the last week of them being created. Iphone 7's and all apple products will cost up to $9,250 on the last week!

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