Jethrow Lowry (33) caught driving naked with stolen chickens and midget.

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Nephi , Utah. Police were in for quite a surprise when they pulled a car over just to realize that the driver was fully naked. It would not be such a surprise for the experienced officers, if not for the fact that there was a... drunk midget in the passenger’s seat. Buckled in. Moreover, there were over a dozen chickens in total sitting on the back seat and in the trunk.

The driver, Jethrow Lowry (33), initially was unable to recall his name, or how the midget and animals got in the car. After a moment he stated that they were probably hitchhiking and complained that the chickens refused to fasten their seat belts.

The officers performed a breathalyzer test, but it turned out that Lowry was completely sober. Drug tests also proved Lowry was clean.

Meanwhile, Lowry frequently changed his testimony. He claimed that the chickens must have flown in through an open window when he stopped at a red light, and in just a moment he changed the story claiming that they and the midget were already in the car when he bought it.

Then Lowry claimed the midget and chickens kidnapped him while he was hitch hiking, He even tried to convince the officers that he was not the one driving, despite the fact that he was still sitting behind the wheel.

Fortunately, officers received an information about a break-in to the local poultry farm and connected the two events.

Lowry did not agree with the accusation of theft, claiming that the midget and chickens freed themselves and he only wanted to give them a taste of a better life.

Lowry was arrested. He is accused of burglary and theft, however, due to the low value of the stolen goods the case will probably end with a fine.

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