Billionaire Shuts Down Her Chinese Business
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Kay Parkins-Bellini has shut down her Chinese trading business and moved it to the United States (Charlotte NC). We’re all aware of the shocking video that was released on yesterday and Kay’s team immediately started to close up shop on some of her offices in the countries she mentioned.
This doesn’t hurt this woman at all. This month we have learned that she has an estimated networth of 160 billion, And that number keeps growing. She’s smart because before the countries shut her down, she closed the doors immediately and payed what needed to be paid, and paid the people she offended from different countries and that was 16 million each! That doesn’t hurt her pockets at all. This woman has a sex toy line that makes 200 million on a daily basis. She has restaurants, store in South Park mall, she’s part owner of Ruth Chris, she still produces music & she still gets royalty checks from her song “Who Kay Parkins” & “THIS PUSSY GOOD THIS PUSSY SQUEEKY”. She also has day care centers & gas stations. So when will someone completely succeed and take her down?, when will someone put a stop to her erratic behavior?
The world may never know. Because she knows how to eliminate problems before she gets into trouble. And she knows how to swindle people.
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