Clown sighting in Big River, SK and Area
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After the findings of clown makeup behind a liquor store in Blaine Lake, Saskatchewan, 147 kilometres north of Big River, the assumed buyers of the makeup travelled to Big River.
A 23 year old male and 22 year old female, along with a few other bystanders spotted two clowns in a 2007 Ford Escape parked in the T.D. Michel parking lot around 6:45 PM earlier this evening (Thursday, October 13/2016). One of the bystanders (did not want to be identified) stood by to watch exactly what all of the clown 'hustle bustle' was about. At one point, the clown was said to exit the vehicle and all seemed normal until she noticed the face makeup applied on the clowns face. She said,
"It looked absolutely horrifying. I can't even begin to describe what I saw. Looking back now, I was definitely endangering myself by standing there and watching them. The clown had what looked like deep cuts and stitches on their neck, forehead, and cheeks. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty positive that they only had one eye."
The unidentifed female mentioned something we are all thinking; What are these people who dress up as clowns trying to accomplish? Are they potentionally eligible to harm us?
There have been rumours that the clowns are planning to carry out their own personal purge the night before Halloween. To ensure safety, if Sunday is when your children decide to go trick-or-treating instead of Halloween day on Monday, escort your kids or only let them go to a certain area/neighbourhood.
We can only hope that the clowns are only here for a Halloween spook, and not to injure people.
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