Search Warrant: Woman Shoots Man in Self-Defense And What Police Find in His Trunk Show the Horror She May Have Avoided !!!

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On March 8,2016 of Tuesday afternoon around 12:19 p.m, Police responding to a 911 call in Farmers Branch , Tx had no idea what they were about to discover after a woman reported shooting and killing a man in self-defense in his home.

Upon searching the man's car, police discovered this “kill kit” in his trunk:

According to Fox 4, 45-year-old Neal Falls of Farmers Branch met the young woman, who's in her 20s, by responding to her on a dating website called POF.


When Falls first opened the door for her, he immediately pointed a gun at her stomach and told her “live or die”, according to the Dallas Morning News. After a 10-15 minute struggle, the young woman grabbed for a nearby rake to fend him off.



The shot was fatal for Falls, who had some truly horrific things planned for the woman. Police say the supplies in Falls' trunk included a shovel, bleach, mud-covered boots, a machete, knives, handcuffs, sledgehammers, several axes and a bulletproof vest - in addition to the gun he had in his home.


Though no official connection has been reported, police believe Falls may been involved with the cases of six missing women - some of which have also been linked to the dating Website - from nearby Cedar Hill, just a few miles from Farmers Branch.

The most devastating detail: Four of the missing women have been found dead.

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