Shelby Man to Wrestle Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at WrestleMania 33
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Lights, camera, action. This is what the world has been waiting for: Donnie Thurman, Jr. vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at WrestleMania 33 in Orlando, Florida. This event is an annual sellout, but news of this match has set the wrestling world on fire. Ticketmaster reported that there are no seats left after the Rock vs Thurman main event was announced.
We caught up with wrestling superfan Dave McMasters about his thoughts on the WrestleMania 33 main event:
I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime. He is wrestling the Rock? My mind is blown.
I think that he has a shot- even though he has no experience in the ring, and is in no
physical condition to compete with the Rock, I still feel like he's got a chance.
Thurman could not be reached for comment, but Dwayne Johnson spoke about the event on the set of his new movie, Jumanji.
He is in for the beating of his life. Who the heck is Donnie Thurman, Jr. anyway? This
Jabroni couldn't even carry my bags. I have him checked in on the 3rd floor of the
Smackdown Hotel, all expenses paid. This piece of trash is going to find out what it
means to go one on one with the Great One.
Folks, grab your seats. This is going to be a fun ride. Thurman is expected to appear on a Raw episode in December to call out the Rock for these comments. Tickets have been sold out, but the event can be seen on April 2, 2017 on the WWE Network.
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