Infamous booty tickler
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Victim who's name we will leave out of this said and I state They were laying down trying to go to sleep but something just felt weird so she locked all the doors and windows not knowing the suspect "Joshua burks" was already inside of her home. The victim says all they remembered was walking down the hall back to there room when they were suddenly knocked unconscious.when they were awoken they saw the victim in front of them with his shirt off playing pretty Ricky and grinding trying to sing the words as well they victim tried to get up but soon found out they were tied down the suspect apparently then decided to remove the victims undergarments the victims felt as tho he was going to rape him and they were suprised at what he did instead."I was terrified at what I thought he was going to do versus what he did" "he tickled my butt????"The victim said suspect began to sing and blow upon their butthole tickled it and said "it's Pablo world baby trulla world"and then took off eye witness "joe bean"said he saw the suspect running out of the house and he called the police here's his statement "I always knew that walknut head ass boy was gone do something like that just look at him used to watch him when he was lilttle he was always chasing the other kids around lil horney ass nigga ass tickling ass nigga" Joshua is currently in a holding cell awaiting bail which is set to be about $10,00 we'll have more information for you later on
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