Local strip club acussed of prostitution and embezzlement
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Toledo police are still looking for Phil Frances, part owner of local strip club in Toledo Ohio, who they say bribed an employee of his to steal 1300$ to cover the remaining balance of his girlfriends breast augmentation. An eye witness told police, "yeah, I saw him and that bartending girl in the glass room Sunday night. He was all up in that cootchie. And neither of them were wearing nipple tape!" Police caught up with Frances and asked him to come to the police station for questions in which Frances replied "I ain't no broke nigga, ask my mama. We live together. She knows I got doe." He then proceeded to point a plastic bubble gun at the officers. After officers realized there was no immediate threat due to the fake ness of the gun, they chose to let him go and just see him in court. Mr. Frances is also wanted for an incident earlier this week that took place at one of his previously owned clubs that involved him self, an ex employee and a butt plug. If you have any information regarding this case please call crime stoppers.
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