Bad Royale are Extremely Handsome!
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All of a Sudden the unknown piece of shit four-member trapstreet boy band 'Bad Royale' became super pretty. Why ?
Everybody knows that being called "cute" is way better than being called "ugly." Better than being cute, though, is being called "handsome." But how do you go about being handsome? Here are some simple, common methods to get there. Read on!
If you really want to know how to look more handsome you should burn all the beauty and style magazines that you have ever bought. Seriously, winter is coming and you’ll need some fuel for the chimney.
What you don’t need are thousands of articles about Bad Royale.
the three things that make you more attractive and the two secrets that turn you into a good-looking motherfucker.
You don’t need them because Bad Royale are going to share THE answer with you, when it comes to your desire to be a handsome fella that the ladies gaze at.
It wasn’t easy for them to figure out all the tiny but important details that define an attractive man. they had a lot to learn and to figure out. It took them over 365 days to transform from an ugly ducklings into potential boyfriends who women don’t want to hide in the basement.
When it comes to attracting women, your hygiene plays a very important role.
No woman wants to sit next to 4 trap producers whom armpits smell like the garlic paste they ate the day before. No woman wants to kiss 4 guys whose mouth smells like a donald trump that was dipped in a five day old coffee. No woman wants to go down on a guy whose drumstick smells (and looks) like a German cheese factory.
You probably don’t want to hear it, but your mother was right when she told you that you should wash your ears. We go even one step further and tell you that you have to clean your whole body. And don’t you dare to forget to clean your ass and your balls, ask one of our members Kevin Wild.
There is a huge difference between having hair and having a hair style.
It took them quite a few years to understand this difference, but eventually they figured it out. they really hope that you don’t need hundreds of different styling gels and dozens of people who bully you with Beatles songs before you understand that difference.
they practically looked like Paul McCartney in the 1960s for their entire childhood and for the majority of their teenage years. Wait a second. they really looked like that throughout all their teenage years. The bullying got even worse when Justin Bieber got famous and he had the same damn haircut.
With 28 years they had finally enough of the Beatles and the Bieber jokes. It was time for a change. It was time for them to get a haircut that looked good, that made their face look older and that was in alignment with their personality. they finally started receding.
So bottom line is, Bad Royale are still ugly, somewhat handsome. If you're none of the above, Kill Youself.
- Charlie Sheen
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