New Law for Ripley, OH Residents. Ohio teen Outraged then Arrested
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Last Saturday when Ohio State and Penn State played, John Spiller (aka Austin Spiller) 18 of Ripley, Ohio was cheering for his team Ohio State Buckeyes who played at Penn State's home turf. Little did he know that the City of Ripley came together to form a bet between Penn State and Ohio State fans that separated the members if the City leaders and if OSU lost then it will become illegal to be an OSU fan. Well, in the 4th quarter with five minutes left Penn State blocks a field goal that could've sealed the deal for Ohio State and ran the ball all the down for a Penn State Touchdown. Penn State held on and beat the Buckeyes 24-21. Well, long story short Austin went to leave for school on a normal day when out of no where Officials stormed into the classroom looking the Ohio teenager. Of course when they found Spiller they grabbed him, dragged him into the hallway and got very scared and a bit upset. The Officer then asked him if he was an OSU Fan and very confused Spiller responded with a 'yes'. After that Officials told him the new law and Spiller became infuriated and began punching and kicking the Officers which led to his arrest. He is held at Brown County jail and will serve a 10 year sentence at $6,000 bail. His friend who he called Brother Nathanael Lusk says "I kept telling him this was going to happen, he never listened to me. Hopefully, after his 10 years, he will then say Go Blue."
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