Chicago South Side "White Sox" fans roots for the Cubs.
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Chicago's very own South Side resident Sean McDermott, also known as "Sport", has spoken out about the Chicago Cubs victory over the L.A. Dodgers this past Saturday night and his statement has shocked many.
McDermott stated with tears rolling down his face, "I am a die hard Chicago White Sox fan, but I'll have to give it to the Cubs for advancing to the World Series. They played their hearts out and deserve it more than anyone." McDermott then states, " I can't believe I am saying this, but I am hereby deeming myself an official Chicago Cubs fan. The Chicago Cubs need a fan like me, I have great qualities."
When our officials proceeded to ask McDermott what qualities he has to be the ultimate Cub fan, he responded with this statement, " Well, if I were to tell you all my qualities we would be here all night." At this moment our officials let out a slow "boo.."
After McDermott's poor attempt to make a joke, he proceeded with this statement, "For starters I'm a head manager at Walgreens, secondly I sing in the car with my brother every day, I never skip a day of singing with him. I also love to ask girls on dates and complain to my friends when it doesn't work out, which is every single time. I really love putting up sad statuses, and last but certainly not least my dads name is Keith, the most unattractive first name in the English language, and that's why I am the greatest fan for the Chicago Cubs."
We encouarage all super fans to join the newest super fan, Sean "Sport" McDermott, out side of Wrigley Field cheering on the Cubbies this week.
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