Man risks life to save 69 lives from burning crash..

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"The driver walked away, leaving puppies and a small gerbal in the burning van."

By Seymore Butts (REACT Staff) - October 24, 2016 6:69 pm ET

— An ALMOST tragic Monday fell across dozens of puppies traveling into Chicago.

Chicago, IL. (REACT) – A local man saved 69 puppies a one (1) small gerbal from a burning crash late monday evening..

The Chicago Department of Transportation says the crash happened around 5:12 F.M. near the mid-span of the I-55 Bridge headed into Boilingbrook.

Jeremiah Johnson was minding his own damn business when a driver smashed into a rainbow traveling at 60 mph. He heard the driver screaming about her puppies, and called 911.
According to The Final Call, the driver then said “I can’t handle this, I’m out of here,” and left the scene, jumping over the barrier and walking south across the bridge. The driver left dozens of pets in the crashed van.

The HERO (Jeremiah Johnson) and local authorities (not worth a d**n) worked together to pull the gerbal out of the car before breaking the windows to rescue the puppies. Johnson reached into the burning car, through the broken window to grab the small adorable muts.

Johnson says it’s taking a while for the fact that he DOZENS of lives to sink in.

“It’s starting to blow my head up more and more...I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT SH*T,” Johnson said. “I still haven’t really slept. It’s dawning on me slowly. It’s very humbling, it feels really good.”

He didn’t think about the danger he was in near the burning car. He would only yell “get them B*****S out.”--- one witness tells React News.

“It’s weird how you think in those kind of situations. The entire time I was thinking ‘is this van gonna blow up?'” Johnson said. “I kinda knew it in the back of my mind but I thought ‘there’s a MF dog in there’ and you have a spot in your heart for dogs”

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