37 year old Lee price arrested for kidnapping his boss.
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Today we hear in the high courts that ' Mr William Leo price' also known as Lee Price formerly of castle quarry monkton, has been arrested for the kidnapping of his boss ' Mr Greg Baker'.
Mr Baker, owner of ' West Coast Scaffolding' told us today ' I have never been so scared in my life, one minute I was loading the scaffolding Lorry up then next minute Lee price grabbed me from behind, gagged me with his shit stained underwear, told me he loved me then he tied me up in the works shed, farted in my face as he thought it would knock me out but instead made me spue and he said he was going to keep me there for ever as he was getting jelous of my fiancé 'Emma Louise'.
Mr Greg Baker went on to say how scared he was and just could not believe this was happening and.
To his relief one of his work colleges Shaun Powell found Mr Baker in the shed.
Mr Shaun Powell stated ' I walked into the shed to unload the works Lorry and I found my boss Greg tied up to a post with no clothes on which was actually quite nice as I like a bit of ass myself but what got to me was the smell of shit coming from gregs breath which found out it was from lees dirty underwear that he used to gag Greg With.
Lee price has now been arrested and to his delight he has been put in a cell with 5 gay men.
Emma Louise ' gregs fiancé ' has now left Greg as she accused him of having an affair with Lee price and also ' Louise Powell is talking about divorce to Shaun Powell as finding out he likes ass upset her Very much.
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