BLack man on a high speed horse chase
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On October 24,2016 Morehouse Parish Sheriff received a call from a black female, stated that she has been jump on and physical beat by her boyfriend. As the office arrived at the apartment they notice that the black female was beat bad. As Officer Brown talk to her, he ask what's her boyfriend name height size and looks. She stated that he was dark black that you need a flashlight to find him in the day time. He 5'7" and 135lbs and name is Tobias Conway known as BLACK. The office ask where he located and she told them that he was headed on 165 east toward Bontia, La. on a horse. Officer Brown call in for backup. As the officers got on 165 they spotted a black male on a gray horse. As they approached Mr.Conway he took off on the horse. They call more backup and call and a helicopter. As KNOE REPORTED Mr. CONWAY was on a three hour High speed horse chase. After three hours Mr. Conway finally gave up. As the officer cuff him they read him his right and place him under arrest and put him and the back of the police car. Mr. Tobias Conway has been charged with one count of eluding officer a felony, evading arrest with a horse,flight of officer, domestic violence, assault battery, and sexual assault. His bond is $678,500.00
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