Baton Rouge Man wanted in connection with failed maintenance
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Telecom members are currently on a BOLO in the Baton Rouge area for white male in his late 20s/early 30s. He can typically be found near Chicken Wing restaurants, Crafted Beer Joints, or small corner closet offices. He often carries a Watermelon Four Lokos can in his hand as he thoroughly enjoys the flavor of the malt liquor beverage.
The suspect is known to break both customer and LAN services at will under the guise of "maintenance." He has reportedly caused over $20,000 in damage and lost revenue for his current telecom Employer while becoming public enemy 1 for his NOC counter-parts.
You may recall Mr. Logan Delafosse from a previous APB sent out by BRPD after Mr. Delafosse , along with the "Feels Like Friday" Gang, fled the Lafayette/Opelousas area to avoid a conviction/arrest on the charges of Manufacturing Poor Quality Music. He was found in 2009 by APSO and accepted a plea bargain under the terms of no longer making music for a period no less than 20 years.
It appears that Mr. Delafosse has since re-assembled his former gang into a Maintenance Outfit going by the title "Feels Like Monday." Their website promotes the ideologies of this radical techno-anarchist movement including devastation and destruction of all network routing and switching.
If you have seen Mr. Delafosse, please contact the EPD at 225-555-4300.
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