DuPage pranks have link to Hinsdale South Soccer team
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Yesterday, we posted an article about Hinsdale South students teepeeing and egging houses in the Darien and Willowbrook areas. Today we have news regarding links between these pranks and controversy on the Hinsdale South Boys Varsity Soccer Team. We interviewed Hinsdale South student Micahel Ofei about the "pranks" and with hesitation he gave us a list of names of possible suspects. Michael Ofei has contacted us this morning stating, "after a lot of thought, I want to tell you more info about the pranks". Michael released to us that he was involved in constant feuds with the coaches and players on the HSHS Boys Soccer team. Ofei preached he was better than daily starters like Nana Awere and Ryan Kuhlman. But junior starter, Karel Ondra, would shut these pleads down. Assistant coach Snayjohn would choose sides. So after hearing about how Karel Ondra vandalised 5 houses one weekend, Ofei knew something had happen to stop this natural born prankster. But after we, React365, did some underground digging. We traced the original phone call, that was placed to Burr Ridge Police, all the way from Waco, Texas. We interviewed Nana Awere and asked him what his thoughts on the call from Texas meant, and Nana replied "It's that kid Chris Metcalf, he's a snitch and he looks like a white Kevin Gates." This has been React365 with more information on the DuPage pranks. We will try and provide more information tomorrow.
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