West Warwick residents use prank site to "beef" on social media
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For some residents of West Warwick (Rhode Island) the old fashioned "face to face" is long gone. In its place however, is the very site you are viewing now.
Some have used this false media outlet to trick their close friends and family into believing a joke and it all originally had good intentions for a simple good laugh, but of course West Warwick's finest manages to come along and turn children's entertainment into a medium for creating social media drama.
One thing I would understand, is if these fake articles about their peers were well thought out roast's that involved punch lines and delivery, but they fucking don't as you would expect.
So for those who have not seen these posted on Facebook, allow me as the author to replicate a typical West Warwick drama click bait. *Ahem*
Dumb Hoe 1: "This is (Insert Dumb Hoe 2) and she ugly as fuck and likes a lot of the sex, she also does mad drugs and won't respond to my head up request on Ask"
Dumb Hoe 2: "Yo nigga fr fr this bitch name is (Insert Dumb Hoe 1) and she legit facts is a slut fam rt, if you see this slut she will probably take dick for ecstasy (Attaches Unflattering Picture of Dumb Hoe 1)"
And then, the glorious Internet "beef" pursues in the enthralling comment sections of these fake articles on Facebook, it is in these places that you can witness the cultural divide of the populace.
In other words, just a bunch of morons calling other morons morons.
So ladies and gentlemen to sum this little article up, if you see this retarded middle school bullshit pop up on your newsfeed, find the person who is responsible, go to their house, piss in their mailbox, steal their moms car, and light all of their replica Gucci belts on fire using a can of their Axe body spray and a hemp wick.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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