Detroit ships Howard to San Jose
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The Detroit Red Wings have come to an accord with the San Jose Sharks. The deal includes Detroit Red Wings (G) Jimmy Howard, (F) Anthony Mantha, (F) Tomas Nosek, and DET 1st round- 2017 draft pick in exchange for San Jose Sharks (F) Logan Couture and (D) Brent Burns.
Goaltender Jimmy Howard, 32, who was replaced as the No.1 guy in Detroit by the younger standout Petr Mrazek, has played outstanding in his 2 starts with Detroit this season. Howard is sporting an amazing 0.50 GAA and .984 SV with 1 shutout. Forward Anthony Mantha, 22, who was Detroit's 1st pick in the 2013 Entry Draft had been playing with Detroit's AHL affiliate in Grand Rapids. Mantha was leading the Grand Rapids Griffins in goals (6) and was tied for the team lead in points. He was also the last player cut from the Red Wings final roster before the regular season began.
San Jose sends Defenseman Brent Burns and Forward Logan Couture to Detroit in the deal. Brent Burns was leading the Sharks in points (9) with 3 goals and 6 assists. The talented Couture has got off to a slow start this season but is starting to heat up. Detroit has had interest in Couture and has inquired about acquiring him on multiple occasions, but they have now reached a deal to San Jose's liking.
It is known that the San Jose Sharks have been struggling in the crease so far this year as their starter Martin Jones has struggled to prove last seasons performance wasn't just a fluke. It is uncertain if Jimmy Howard will take over the starting role from Jones, but Howards play so far this year has out performed Jones'. Should make for quiet the battle for the No.1 spot in San Jose.
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