Surprise twist out of Hot Springs Ar to this year's Presidential election
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In a surprise twist to this year's Presidential election, a new candidate has emerged out of the city of Hot Springs Arkansas.
Though not being on the ballot, Presidential write in candidate, Edward Withrow, has taken a surprise lead over both Republican candidate Donald Trump and Democratic Hillary Clinton by 15 in key battle ground states.
Presidential candidate Withrow, has gone unnoticed by most, but now as the final election approaches, his campaign has kicked in to full gear.
Unlike Presidential candidates, current and past, Mr. Withrow has made his message clear via old fashion telephone calls. His campaign platform is simple, " Let's be Americans again".
When asked by this reporter about where he stands on foreign policy, he was quoted as " Let's worry about us first! For too long we have taken on the problems of the world, when we have our own here that are suffering, our own people go without, while others receive our aid. Once we get our own taken care of, we will worry about them, but hear this, if you mess with us, we will respond with a knock out blow.
When asked about the current rise of police shootings, his response was fantastic, " it happens, it's sad but it happens, and no amount of government over site will stop them, Sorry if that offended anyone, but you, the people hold that answer, not me so you fix it."
When asked about the economy, he said "I have a solution to that, but can't really elaborate at this time".
We will bring you more on this story in the coming days
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