Shots reported being fired around 3pm in sheraden "One teen taking into custody today two are still on the run"
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Arrest made in sheraden today after police got an call around 3pm witness "says it was 3 teens who were arguing with 2 other teens" witness says that as the teens were arguing Kor known as ( Korey Jackson ) said "FDT fuck your lips" and pulled out an bbgun and fired multiple times and said "now you know not to fuck with a nigga" and one of the two teens dropped and the other began to run " Korey and the three teens start running saying "all dat der all dat der" when cops arrived to the scene they seen Korey toss the gun and the three teens. cops began chasing them and officer (Lewis) said "Korey got fucked up by tripping over an brick while the other two who were with him kept running they are nowhere to be found in sheraden today Korey Jackson is now taken into custody today with an fucked up head.
We spoke with Sheraden police and they said " this is the third time Korey has been arrested this month."
Police "asked Korey why would he shoot that teen and throw his life away with attempted murder " Korey replied back saying" excuse me ser can you please get the fuck off me and saying ain't nobody build for jail but it ain't shit to adapt "
Korey will be sent to a allegheny county with an jail bond 10,000 straight he is charged with "attempted murder And a menace to community " "Police are now looking for the two suspects who appear to be teens" So be aware of the two teens who ran who knows what they will do to the witness if you see anything suspicious please call 911.
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