Hemsworth man failed to launch his porn career due to flaccid penis.
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Ryan vice (Weiss) of Victoria street Hemsworth. Tried to launch a porn career in a bid to improve his sexual performance as the man in question has been single for quite a lengthy period due to his terrible performance in the bedroom. He was described as a cold hearted premature ejackulater by one source they did not want to be named or there sex to be revealed because as most of the general public know mr vice is bu sexual. After luring a string of girls to his mums house to his so called "studio" and promising £25 and 12g pack of drum tobacco for one hour of filming, the women have come forward claiming Vice only ever gave them the tobacco as payment due to not been able to perform even though he was popping Viagra like skittles. He failed with 8 different women to gain an erection. Wich the women now believe not only is he a con man who withheld there wages he is also a liar and not bi sexual but Infact gay. I managed to contact me vice through social media he left me with these words "the women will be fully paid for there time in a weekly payment plan from his sick money. He appolagised for his behaviour and assured me he is now in a loving relationship with a Mr Carl tinker and with counciling he has managed to gain a semi in the bedroom for mr tinker" we are all hoping we have heard the last from SLICE of VICE ltd co. Because wasting women's valuable time and not paying is technically a crime. FRAUD mr vice we are on to you. But congratulations on you and mr tinkers budding romance and we all hope you manage to get a full erection at some point.
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