3 men rob a liquor store on 79th king drive
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Reports say that on a Monday morning when the owner opened up the store the owner was surprised to be held at gunpoint by three men.
Owner of the store said they were very chaotic thrashing everything. The owner also stated one man fell with his purse dropping several douches and a dildo.
As they continue to steal liquor one man calling his self the Kors founder begin to yell happily through out the store with the phrases like " I'm going to get fucked tonight", and "I definitely couldn't afford half the shit we stealing".
Another man said "Shut the f*ck up and hurry up before trade comes."
If you see them be aware that they will steal anything they can grab and this isn't thier only time doing such pathetic crimes.
The owner suggested that the police drop the case in looking for them because they seemed so desperate and only took the cheap liquor. He also says that he prays for them and hopes they get saved by Christ.
Bystanders state its no doubt that they will strike again they have a kickback every fucking weekend.
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