Another Baltimore Local Rap artist behind bars.
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David Dorsey aka Big Dro or King Dro was arrested Early Tuesday Morning For hiding government secret information for the past 11 years under his hat. Police grew suspicious of Dorsey when they realized he never took his hat off. One day a police unit reportedly approached Dorsey and he immediately fled the scene. Witnesses say Dorsey removed his hat to pick up more speed while running. Pieces of paper later polluted the already dirty streets of Baltimore with top government information written on them. Information which came out of his hat. Police say they were unable to see whether or not Dorsey had hair on his head. Reporters got a chance to interview Dorsey while he was being handcuffed and placed in the police car. " I'm not taking off my hat for shit". " I sleep shower and eat with the motherfucker on fuck 12" said Dorsey while being placed in the police car. Dorsey is being transferred to a Prison in Mexico where he will share a cell with El Chapo. Dorsey is expected to create graphic design photos of himself and El Chapo escaping the Prison.
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