Portville resident caught in the act!
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A Portville resident was caught in the act after a investigation of 10 years!
Police charge Eric Richardson of Portville with first degree moprie after a incident that occurred in the city of Olean! Richardson was sitting at a stop sign in Olean and was staring at a women bent over and was there for a period of time! Police was not to far behind and gave Richardson a ticket and Richardson was so mad bout ticket he decided to expose himself to a blind person!
Richardson you all know was on a very popular tv show called "Bragging Rights"
Other charges are pending as a another investigation involving Richardson. According to reports Richardson is a weatherman and ghost adventurer was up to the Randolph home in Portville and decided to do a live weather cast nude and do a ghost adventurer and told the Randlophs to speak into the camera and call them tasty dishes!
Quote from Andy Randloph
"The man was breathing so hard and was nude he looked the Michelin man from the commercials" The sight scared me and made be blind so now I still have to worry bout him!
More details to come!
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