A Woman Reports To Having Sexual Relations, Yet Later Robbed Blind By Young Gang Affiliate...BEWARE!

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On Sunday, Oct. 22nd, 2016. A young woman (Unofficial Confirmed), told police officers over the past few months she has been dealing with a 17 yr. old sex addicted kleptomaniac. She states that while engaging in intercourse with the young man the night before. He clipped her purse for her SSN card and wallet. Afterwards falling asleep she awoke to find he had vanished with very valuable material.
" We just smoked and poured up four to five shots of Patron", the woman states frantically.
" Then we gradually moved towards my bedroom...as usual...because this a normal thing for us. But afterwards...after we had sex. I noticed all of my important information had been stolen".
The woman tells police the young man had been seeing her for awhile now, despite the fact that she's fifty-seven. He made her feel great to be alive because without that she was judged for being physically disoriented (in words of some people tremendously ugly). Police do not know where he will turn up at this very moment. They only have an eye witness to him stating he "Bust-A-Jug-On-An-Old-Freak-Bitch", in the liquor store on McNichols and Asbury St. If you see this man please reach out to police on his where-a-bouts. While keeping in mind he's known for assault, gun shoot outs, and (commonly put) verbal disruption. A photo has been given to the police by the woman as well. So do be cautious, women especially because not only is he known for those things previously stated. Rumor has it he has lied to younger woman before and robbed them. Only to be caught and stopped by his first love.

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