Mother of 5 Arrested This Evening for the Murder of Three People

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Brittany Rockette, a mother of five, was arrested this evening on the 300 block of William Bell Road in Lexington, NC. The police were called around 10:55 PM this evening due to horrific screaming coming from the Rockette home. When police arrived, they found a tragic scene. Brittany was waiting on the porch for the police to arrive. As an officer placed her in handcuffs, the remaining officers entered the home. Her five children were not present in the home at the time. Police found three murdered individuals in Brittany's home. They had been tortured and burned. The three individuals have not yet been identified. Police report that dental records will need to be used for identification of the victims. During her arrest, Brittany calmly told police she was tired of the three individuals mistreating her, disrespecting her, and going out of their way to make her feel less than. She went on to say how everything affected her children. This feud between Brittany and the three individuals went on for four long years before she says she finally had, had enough and something snapped. Police believe this is a classic case of people pushing a person to their breaking point, and the outcome is usually a tragedy.

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