Lady Arrested For Stealing The Blade Of The Grim Reapers Scythe...

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The Blade Of The Grim Reapers Scythe Was Missing For Quite Some Time...
The Scythe's Blade Was Reported To Be Missing December 15, 2014. Since Then, There Has Been An Ongoing Search For The Missing Blade Of The Grim Reapers Scythe. For The Past Two Years, There Were Reports That The Missing Blade Was Seen Here, And There On Varies Social Sites.
A Recent Photograph Went Viral On Social Media, October 25, 2016, I.E. Facebook , And The Blade Was Found To Be Used To Replace The Eyebrows On The Face Of A Local Native. This Is The Very Photograph That Went Viral On Social Media Earlier This Week. The Young Lady You See In This Image Is Reported To Be The Alleged Thief Of The Missing Blade Of The Scythe. Hours After The Photo Was Posted, It Was Noticed, And Reported To Local Authorities. Since Then, The Lady Has Been Apprehended, And Is Awaiting Court Appearance.
The Blade Of The Scythe Has Ben Reportedly Returned To It's Rightful Owner. There Will Be More News, And Updates To Come As This Story Unfolds...

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