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The Dublin Police Department is looking for leads on Javis Coley's whereabouts. They tend to believe he has fled the state and is headed back to the area of his hometown Detroit, Michigan. He stands at approximately 5'10", his weight is unknown at the moment. He is wanted on felony theft charges due to multiple crimes committed out through the city. The victims says he tend to come off very friendly then later asks to use your restroom where he then steals your shower curtain. One victim went on to say that he actually caught Javis in the act of taking down his shower curtain but he fought him off and was able to flee the scene with his shower curtain in hand before the cops were able to arrive. This man is conning and very untrustworthy. Do not let this man in your house under no circumstances he is also considered dangerous. The picture attached is the latest picture we have of this criminal where we were able to retrieve this picture off of his social media a week ago. The caption read, "Catch me if you can!" There is a 5,000 reward out for the apprehension of this criminal. We are asking if anyone spots this man or knows his whereabouts to call 1-888-CRIMESTOPPERS or call your local police department.
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