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Police was called in for a noise complaint coming from the room next door. Witnesses said all they heard was a man screaming and moaning really loud. When officers arrive they found a man tied up and Lucretia Marie Lewis was whipping him with what appears to be a leather whip. The the victim was also handcuffed and chained and placed on all 4s....when officers asked what was happening here, the victim said, well you see officers, we were being kinky and Ms Lewis here didn't wanna stop because she was enjoying spanking me. The man ass was red, black and blue. "Is this true Ms Lewis?" Ask Officers Big Ball. Yes Officer, she replies. He said he can handled anything officer. Sir, it looks like you gonna need medical attention. Would like to press charges? Yes he replied. Ms Lewis started resisting arrest and started spanking the officer and later charged with three counts of assault, resisting arrest, assaulting officers and S&M. Lewis plead not guilty to the charges. Charges were later dropped because she tied the judge up and spanked him as well.
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