Minor Gets Charged With Felony And Placed On Probation For 3 Years
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Monday Morning Around 2:30 Am Officer Trenu Responds To a suspecious act on the way home from a Night Shift . Trenu says he sees Brownlowe who is now in custody at Volusia County Detention Center driving a dark blue Toyota 2007 Pulling into a public park attempting to pick up 2 Men . Trenu Says the 2 Men fled the scene before he approached Brownlowe. When the officer approached the car he sees a baby who appears to be 2 years old who turned out to be a younger sister of Brownlowe , Trenu Asked Brownlowe to step out of the vehicle to answer questions Brownlowe responded " I'm not answering nothing " . Officer Trenu says , he proceedingly attempted to pick up the toddler and Brownlowe threatened him so she was placed in cuffs after the fact . The juvenile told officer Trenu She has never been arrested and comes to find out she has several times she was charged with false information. As Backup Approaches Brownlowe to ask her simple information she responded with " don't ask me anything I don't fuck with yall " As Deputy Garfield investigated the vehicle he found Marijuana under 20 grams and a 38. Calliber. There was contact between deputy and the father of Brownlowe , Mr. Brownlowe who is also in custody and claims he knows that Brownlowe Drives the vehicle so officer confirmed the vehicle wasn't stolen . The other 2 suspects was not found. Brownlowe will be placed on probation until 2019 She will take EBD classes until further notice also she will attend angermanegent meeting every day of the week following by rehab.
APB says " This wasn't a suprise we have receiving Brownlowes for over 10 years I've met the wife of Mark Brownlowe also the mother of Brownlowe , she's a kind hearted women every Brownlowe that came in a out of my Detention centers and my jails has had it rough , so there's definitely no shock in this, but this generation today is just getting crazy I don't understand " .
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