Man locked in loo for 3 days

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Local Newport man had accidently locked himself in a "not in use" public toilet after a call of nature was too much to find a working loo.
36 year old Aaron Booth, commonly known as Jinx, broke into the not on use toilet after a night on the town.
It was not until 3 days later that workmen arrived to finish off the door fittings, that he was found drying out his boxers under the hand dryer.
When asked about his ordeal, he simply said that at first he was really frustrated that there was no handle or mechanism to get out and resigned himself to wait for rescue when all please for help were left unanswered.
He explained that he thought the place would be much colder, but after figuring out a trick to keep the hand dryer going he had made the place quite cozy.
Luckily Mr Booth had been to a kebab house on route and was able to ration out his food and tobacco to last until rescue. However, there was no entertainment withing the toilet facility as Mr Booth explained, so he was left to entertain himself with only his right hand due to his phone battery having died whilst watching porn on it previously that night. He jokingly advised workers that they might want to wear gloves and give the place a wash down before they started work as he collected his boxers from his make shift airer. Something he clearly found amusing.
He is just grateful to be back out in the world again with access to a phone charger and proper food.















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