Larry holloman robs liquor store
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Larry Lamont holloman has fits when he can't get alcohol. When he can't get it he goes around beating up little kids he wonders why the little kids keep saying you look like a rock head why are you so little. He respond bye saying take your lil bad ass in the house the little boy says you ain't nothing but and alcoholic. I bet you going to got get something too drink now. But the little boy say o you ain't got no money to buy drinks Lamont holla you must got some money it's bad when you ask little kids for money. The little boy says I do Lamont ask let me hold 5 dollars the little boy holla half a paint of Paul mason coat 4 dollars and 46 cent don't it Lamont holla yeah the little boy holla I no because my dad and alcoholic. The little boy yell go rob the bitch. Larry says I need it my body need it and I need some Newports he just don't no what to do his body cant take it eany more he only ways 135 pounds his mind tells him only if I had a cold beer that would do some justice. I wonder if Omar got something too drink so he goes over there too see if Omar has drinks. But no Omar dosent. He's running in panic mode his little body goes in shock so he goes home too make some suger water. It cools his body down for some times. Lol
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