Freshoutent CEO/Artist arrested for taking ex-girlfriends dreads out on the town without her or her permission
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Damon Smith AKA Himyname Day (Mr. Iswearfoelord) was taken into custody last night after a hour and a half high speed chase. The RealPetty Freshoutent artist was found in possession of his ex's dreads that were pulled out in a fight she lost. Word on the street is she owed him some money, and he found out about the fight and went and got the hair. Facebook and Snapchat footage shows him retrieving said dreads (roots and all) and thanking God for handling the situation for him. Hours later he was seen again at the Sco Gwalla mixtape release party dreads in hand doing his lil move. Pictures were taken, prayers were said for her lost hair and tender scalp, and the helicopter was done on more than one occasion. The hair seen half the city, and after leaving the club he was chased down by local law enforcement for taking the hair out on a date without the owner or her permission. (A crime in this state and two others) He was also charged with supporting local artists Sco Gwalla (Fassmoney Ent) and Zola (Black Money Gang) along with the rest of the Snake Louis Missouri music community. His bond was set at 10,000 cash only which he paid and did his lil move exiting the station. (The dreads were lost in the pursuit and have not been recovered (there is a cash reward for the return of them to the owner)
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