Woman accuses Hillary Clinton of Sexual Assault
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Pittsburgh, PA--It looks like the fight for the White House is heating up with even more scandalous allegations. This time though you may be surprised at who these new allegations are against.
Wednesday morning, Sarah Danielle Vargas, 33, filed a report with the Pittsburgh Police department citing that she had been a victim of sexual assault by the hands of Democrat front runner Hillary Clinton. The assault was said to have taken place last week in Pennsylvania at one of Clinton's speaking events, which Vargas attended to show her support for the candidate.
Vargas claims that after the speaking event she was approached by a man who claimed he was an assistant to Mrs. Clinton, and asked if Vargas would like to meet her on Clinton's private jet. Vargas agreed and said that not only her, but four other women were also escorted onto the candidate's plane.
The rest of the details aren't being made public at this time, but Vargas claims she was sexually assaulted by Mrs. Clinton. Ms. Vargas' attorney, Cynthia Cook, stated that video footage was obtained from a cellphone that does show the assault take place. That video is in the custody of Pittsburgh Police who are expected to release a statement on the investigation sometime today.
We reached out to Mrs. Clinton's campaign for a statement on these new allegations but have not heard back from her or anyone associated with her campaign team.
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